Here is the transcript of my speech in case you didn't get to hear from me:
"To be a strong leader for the American public is to persevere, to get involved in communities, and to represent the voices of the people. I, Cindy Stones, have been able to demonstrate and express these traits within the public eye. Starting from graduating law school and opening my own food product business to then becoming the Governor of Massachusetts, I have been eye-opened to all the flaws that the American government has brought to its people. No one has been more qualified to serve this highly elaborate and involved role, except me.
Sadly, over the past few years under previous administrations, the government has been too controlling over the public. I’ve seen exceptional businesses fail due to government supervision. With less government regulation, the economy can prosper and flourish. With my experienced work as governor, I have been able to lower income and estate taxes, growing the economy exponentially.
Today, other candidates are becoming more desperate and unreasonable with their platforms and policies. Malcolm in the Middle has introduced a reckless policy, such as making pepperoni a currency. Even saying this implementation out loud to the public sounds bizarre and unrealistic. By making pepperoni a currency, we’ll eventually run out of pigs and our supply of money will grow short. Not to mention, everyone knows pepperoni molds and rots. What do we do when the money we trade begins to decay? When hearing Malcolm's speech the other day I was appalled about his ignorant statements. I’ve never been more concerned. Using his voice to make childish and silly statements made me livid. People aren’t focused and mature enough to seriously take on this role. I shouldn’t have to explain this in further detail because I know Americans are intelligent enough not to support this man and other candidates.
So I ask you to join the Stones campaign for smarter and more obtainable goals that will be beneficial to the nation. Tackling two birds with one Stone. Vote Cindy Stones for president. Thank you."
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